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Corporate metastasis

July 26, 2007

smallstarbucks.jpgI noticed a new Starbucks last night as we drove home from a nearby errand. This makes seven Starbucks within a two-mile radius of our house. Add to this the Mandolin, a local independent cafe; a Cutters Point, and two Forzas, and it places me in the reverb zone of a major coffee jitters epicenter.

Three registered sex offenders live within a one-mile radius of our house, and 20 registered sex offenders live within three miles. I’m not suggesting a correlation between registered sex offenders and cafes, but merely noting the numbers–as well as a potential benefit of drinking coffee at home.

  1. Ruben permalink
    July 26, 2007 3:49 pm

    The only thing better than random statistics is sinisterly suggestive random statistics.

  2. scribbles2day permalink
    July 26, 2007 7:19 pm

    Well, the sex offenders are likely caffeine freaks and this is probably good news for them. They probably come from all over town to your 20 mile radius. Ignorance is bliss! :)

  3. scribbles2day permalink
    July 26, 2007 7:21 pm


  4. kamelda permalink
    July 27, 2007 3:58 am

    In the words of Elmer Fudd, “Vewwy Intewesting. And Vewwy Pwovocative.”

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