It isn’t easy being queen….
Democrats don’t interest me, so why is their race suddenly so exciting?
I think what is so interesting to me could fill a volume, Misconceptions of Highly Intelligent People. Hillary Clinton, for instance.
She worries about tarnishing the “Clinton brand” with an embarrassing loss. Clinton brand? She must have sat out her husband’s eight years as President not to have noticed a bit of smudge on the brand. Yet she relies on those years to invoke vast “experience.”
She maintains that abortion is a “basic right,” but she doesn’t seem to notice that no one but a few very hardened feminists after her own stony heart feel this way. Then she wonders why people don’t find her magnetism and charm compelling.
She wants to change your life. Do you want Hillary Clinton to change your life? I honestly don’t think many people competent to complete a ballot are waiting for Hillary Clinton to change their lives.
Bill can’t make her taller, younger, or male. Elizabeth Edwards confessed her inability to make John black or female. And Michelle thought we were all interested in whether Barack could toss a sock through a laundry hoop. Why do smart people say things like this about their spouses?
Maybe Hillary should have picked “Will you still need me, when I’m 64?” for her campaign song. She seems a little down right now.
Oh! Someone woke up George McGovern, 85, fossilized evidence of a bygone change era. He’s mumbling something about impeaching Bush and Cheney. Quick, before it’s too late!